ZEPPELIN TO OBLIVION, PRESENTED BY TRADE PRINCE GALLYWIX
Green fire rains from the heavens. A tide of demons washes over civilization. Sounds bad, right? Not if you're seeing it all go down from Trade Prince Gallywix's Zeppelin to Oblivion! Act now and buy a ticket (see disclaimer) for a place on the trade prince's uberzeppelin. This floating pleasure palace will tour every major city as the Burning Legion dances the fel tango over the world. Grab a drink, enjoy a live performance by the Bilgewater Quartet, and ride out the apocalypse in style! Disclaimer: Access to the uberzeppelin's rum slides and pudding jacuzzis sold separately.