To Whom It May Concern:
If you are reading this note, then you are in one of two places:
(1) On the southern peninsula of Azshara.
(2) Inside the belly of a Cliff Giant.
Both equally undesirable. It should be noted that I was the former at one time and as of the writing of this letter, the latter.
Being inside the belly of a giant gives one time for reflection. As my body slowly crystallizes, I recall my days in Eversong, contemplating a life of adventure on the savage frontiers across the great sea. I was young. And stupid. If I somehow get out of here, I'm taking up gardening or whittling instead.
- Windan Shay