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Group of Homeless Samaritans Brutally Murdered Behind Furlbrow Farm

Witnesses state that the four men killed at the Furlbrow's farm were on their way to delivering dirt pies to a shelter on the east coast when attacked. Jimb "Candles" Mc

Hannigan, an eyewitness on the scene, had this to say, "Yep, I saw the whole thing go down with my own two eyes. Was a $g male:female; $c. $g He:She; looked like $g he:she; may have been on something. $g He:She; slaughtered the poor bums in broad daylight while shouting obscenities and proclaiming $g his:her; love for Stormwind and King Varian Wrynn. I think $g he:she; may have killed Lou immediately afterward. I was too shaken up to see."