Attn: Mrs. Gadgetspring
The industrial-strength laxative agent you requested is enclosed. My condolences on the fate of Mr. Blimo Gadgetspring after his encounter with the cliff giant. I'm curious why you're opting for a laxative in an effort to recover him, as opposed to some sort of vomit-inducing agent? It seems to me you're doing Mr. Gadgetspring a disservice. Good luck with your endeavor!
- Lomac Gearstrip