Congratulations on your purchase of the patented Bilgewater Airbase-in-a-Box!(TM)
Your new airbase is guaranteed to function for up to ten years of "pimpin' and blimpin'." Simply deploy it on any flat, stable surface.
The horizon is yours, friend: reach out with both hands, clutch its cloudy blue bosom, and bite bite BITE the sky.
WARNING: AIRBASE-IN-A-BOX IS NOT UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES TO BE DEPLOYED ON A MOUNTAIN PEAK.