Professor Putricide's Lost Journal

Professor Putricide

World of Warcraft

Good news, everyone! No one will ever find my masterpiece!

Stitchwork is nearly complete. Just a few more pieces and some elbow grease, perhaps some ooze and/or gas...Such imbeciles! They never think to look for trap doors in my lab. Well, there was that one adventurer, but now she's part of Stitchwork.

Now, where did I leave my... Oh, delightful! Why am I still writing this down?