The Death Knights of Acherus

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The Death Knights of Acherus

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Name: Jayde
Status: Alive
Comment: Bloodthirsty

Name: Sixen
Status: Alive
Comment: Chatty

Name: Munch
Status: Alive
Comment: Destructive

Name: Cobalt
Status: Deceased
Comment: Fell to his death. Not much upstairs. Probably saved him a lifetime of suffering.

Name: Harmony
Status: Deceased
Comment: The name of this death knight was found in violation of common Scourge decency. Struck down by the Lich King.

Name: Melt
Status: Alive*
Comment: Turned into a ghoul.

Name: Milton
Status: Alive
Comment: Rambles

Name: Minitalis
Status: Alive
Comment: Sees things that do not exist.

Name: <name>
Status: Alive
Comment: Needs more cowbell.

<The book goes on for hundreds of pages.>

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Name: Jayde
Status: Alive
Comment: Unstoppable.

Name: Sixen
Status: Deceased
Comment: Died with his mouth open.

Name: Munch
Status: Alive
Comment: Angry. Hateful. Will do well.

Name: Cobalt
Status: Deceased
Comment: Fell to his death. Not much upstairs. Probably saved him a lifetime of suffering.

Name: Harmony
Status: Deceased
Comment: The name of this death knight was found in violation of common Scourge decency. Struck down by the Lich King.

Name: Melt
Status: Deceased
Comment: Turned into a ghoul. Killed by a Scarlet peasant.

Name: Milton
Status: MIA
Comment: Cowardly gnome.

Name: Minitalis
Status: Alive
Comment: Chasing butterflies.

Name: <name>
Status: Alive
Comment: Personally responsible for the massacre of hundreds of Scarlet Crusaders. Hungers for more.

<The book goes on for hundreds of pages.>

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Name: Jayde
Status: Alive
Comment: Power growing. Superior tactician. Only ranks behind <name> in sheer brutality.

Name: Sixen
Status: Deceased
Comment: Died with his mouth open.

Name: Munch
Status: Alive
Comment: Shows no hesitation. Harbinger of doom.

Name: Cobalt
Status: Alive*
Comment: Pieces of this death knight were finally found. Used most to stitch together a rampaging abomination. Incinerated head and brain.

Name: Harmony
Status: Deceased
Comment: The name of this death knight was found in violation of common Scourge decency. Struck down by the Lich King.

Name: Melt
Status: Alive*
Comment: Turned into a ghoul. Killed by a Scarlet peasant. Reanimated by Munch as a ghoul servant.

Name: Milton
Status: Executed
Comment: Caught. Was found without armor or runeblade asleep next to his deathcharger. The deathcharger was returned to Salanar without any serious injury. Death knights are not permitted to sleep.

Name: Minitalis
Status: MIA
Comment: Whereabouts unknown. The hunt is on.

Name: <name>
Status: Alive
Comment: Soulless killing machine. No remorse. No regrets. Has killed more Scarlet Crusaders, destroyed more lives, and caused more chaos than any death knight before <him/her>. Promoted to Scourge Commander.

<The book goes on for hundreds of pages.>

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Name: Jayde
Status: Alive
Comment: Champion of Mograine. En route to Light's Hope Chapel. Destruction will undoubtedly follow.

Name: Sixen
Status: Deceased
Comment: Died with his mouth open.

Name: Munch
Status: Alive
Comment: Promoted to Scourge Commander. Will accompany me to Northrend.

Name: Cobalt
Status: Deceased
Comment: The rampaging abomination that was stitched together with pieces of this death knight was slain by the armies of Tirisfal. Was the most action he had seen since rebirth.

Name: Harmony
Status: Deceased*
Comment: The name of this death knight was found in violation of common Scourge decency. Struck down by the Lich King.

*The Lich King demanded this death knight's remains be turned to ashes and left in a human outhouse. The Lich King takes his names very seriously.

Name: Melt
Status: Alive*
Comment: Turned into a ghoul. Killed by a Scarlet peasant. Reanimated by Munch as a ghoul servant. Incredibly, Melt is faring well as a ghoul servant of Munch. He is also an excellent cook.

Name: Milton
Status: Executed*
Comment: Caught. Was found without armor or runeblade asleep next to his deathcharger. The deathcharger was returned to Salanar without any serious injury.

*The deathcharger didn't make it.

Name: Minitalis
Status: Traitor
Comment: We will find her and end her miserable existence.

Name: <name>
Status: Alive
Comment: Scourge Commander <name> was granted the Greathelm of the Scourge by the Lich King for <his/her> complete and utter domination of the armies of Tirisfal and Hearthglen. There were no survivors left from <name>'s brutal attacks. Currently en route to end the Argent Dawn.

<The book goes on for hundreds of pages.>