Quan Tou Kuo the Two Fisted

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Father of Dichotomy Dark and Pale Ale and the school of Balanced Inebriation.

Seeking to mitigate negative effects of beer without diminishing its virtues, Quan Tou Kuo developed a two part system of drinking designed to result in a state of balanced inebriation. When imbibed separately in the proper ratios, the Pale Ale of the spirit and the Dark Ale of the mind combine in the drinker's stomach to achieve a state of enlightenment and goodwill without the loss of judgment and self-control typically experienced by heavy drinkers.