Research Proposal Submissions Review

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Mass Effect

Materials analysis of recovered kett firearms
> [Approved. Important.]

Waterborne bacteria study
> [Approved. If you don't flush your work away.]

Color reactions and acuity in insectoid wildlife
> [What? No. Not approved. Unless you're going to make them stop at a red light.]

Comparison of quantum-initialized string effects to relativistic waveforms
> [This is gibberish. I'm not giving grants for the best word salad.]

Element zero voltage resistance testing
> [Finally, some real science. Approved.]