"It is simple... they are not gods at all."
Some consider mudcrab to be the food of a commoner--the staple of a peasant. This is truly uninspired on the part of the masses--such a versatile food is as essential to Tamriel as massive wheels of cheese.
As such, I require a barrel of mudcrab meat to be delivered daily so I may develop a compilation of the finest recipes of Abah's Landing for publication.
Not only will you be promoting the culture of Cybiades with your contribution, but I will also provide the typical payment for your services.
-Master Chef He-Cuts-the-Flesh, Cybiades