The Orc Song


The Elder Scrolls

(Drink mead. Sing.)
We hate Orcs! We hate Orcs!
They smell, they stink, they really reek,
They couldn't find their arses in the snow!
We hate Orcs! We really, really do!
They have no beards, they have no brains,
They couldn't kill a horker with a sword!
(Drink more mead. Repeat.)